Monday, October 16, 2006

The Nedulator

(posted on October 16, 2006)
(and here for the follow-up post...these guys are just SO clever!)

To help voters watching today’s first general election Senate debate in Stamford to keep track of all of Ned’s many negative attacks and distortions, we are releasing ‘The Nedulator,’ an easy-to-use scorecard for adding up Lamont’s desperate debate comments.

Here is how ‘The Nedulator’ works:

* Subtract one point for every negative attack Ned makes on Joe Lieberman
* Subtract one point for every distortion of Joe Lieberman’s record Ned makes
* Add one point for every original new idea Ned discusses that Joe Lieberman has not already proposed
* Subtract two points for every idea Joe Lieberman has already proposed that Ned tries to pass off as his own
* Total it up the points, and you have Negative Ned’s Negativity Quotient.

If you can’t keep score at home, no need to worry. We will be keeping our own totals and posting them here after today’s debate, as well as the two other debates to follow

You can get 'The Nedulator' right here:

(Click link at top of this post to see the lame gimmick)
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Posted by: Eric Blankenbaker on 10/16/2006 at 1:00 PM

7 Comments:

Blogger CT Bob said...

Wow. Lame...just lame.

No...it's kinda sad, too.

(sigh)

9:14 PM  
Anonymous withoutApurpose said...

Then add 1 point each time Lieberman makes a baseless attack on Lamont. Add another 2 points each time Lieberman distorts or lies about his own record. Add another point each time Lieberman interupts one of the other candidates. Add 1/2 a point each time Lieberman smirks or makes rude faces while another candidate is responding to a question. Add up the points to calculate the Lieberman Hypocracy Quotient.

10:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nedulator? Has to be a Blankulator masturbator.....

12:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lame is Paid for by Ned Lamont--ie

Google: Joe Lieberman Dr King"

LAME is having to apologize over and over and over again for something so stupid as not doing your homeowrk.

Tsk.

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lets not forget who started out bashing and attacking ned before ned had even opened his mouth. i give joe 4 points for starting the attacks!

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey LIEberdipshits - a QUOTIENT requires a DIVISION operation. How can you get a 'negativity quotient' when all your operations are addition, subtraction, and multiplication? Of course, that specific idiocy does not address the absolutely pitiful idea, nor the obviously fictional 'tallies'. Sheesh.

J

4:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now, where did I put that score card that tracks all of Joe's missed votes? Oh yeah, I guess I left it on the failed campaign trail. ;)

11:44 AM  

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